Sex Jokes!


Sex Jokes!

Sam wrote on 2008 April, 02 Because they could be a good thing to fill your conversation in a date or just to get you amused, here's a few jokes for bright up your day!
  • There was a couple dining at a fine restaurant when they decided to get a little frisky with one another. Things got so hot they both ended up having sex on the table. At another table, a man motioned to his waiter and said, “I’ll have what he’s having.”
  • Know what you call a comic on Viagra? A stand up.
  • Late one night a man decided to get a hooker. As he browsed through the dirty classifieds, he came across one that said, “Have Sex Tonigh With A Perfect 10!” Intrigued, he called and arranged to meet the woman at a motel. When they finally met, his mouth dropped when he saw how hideous she actually looked. Cleary annoyed, the man said, “You said you were a Perfect 10.” And hooker replied, “I am a Perfect 10….out of a hundred.”
  • How can you tell if a girl’s been with one too many guys? When even the sperm are going, “Hey I ain’t going inside that slut.”
  • Two guys walk into a bar and notice a beautiful woman sitting on a barstool. One guy says to the other, “Hey if you can buy her a drink and get her into bed by the end of the evening, I’ll give you a hundred bucks.” Sure enough the guy walks over, buys the woman a drink, and ends up having sex with her back at his place. After they finished, the woman then said, “That’ll be a hundred bucks.”
  • What’s grosser than gross? Calling phone sex and realizing the woman on other end is actually your mom.
  • Contrary to popular belief, women do screw their husbands during marriage. What happens is they find reasons to leave the marriage and then screw them in court.
  • Know what you call a man in Alaska who cums? A creamsicle.
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