Sex Jokes 2!


Sex Jokes 2!

Sam wrote on 2008 April, 02 If the first part of our jokes didn't work for you, this will!
  • Which came first: the chicken or the egg? Depends. If the chicken’s a guy and the egg’s a girl then he came first and she just pretended to come.
  • The difference between a good blow job and a great blow job? Usually about $150 more. Or if you’re married…usually a bigger carat ring.
  • Sex researchers have said for the longest time that mentally retarded people are totally capable of having sex. Just look at Britney Spears.
  • What do you call a hooker with chocolate sprinkles around her pussy? A honut.”
  • If crabs themselves sleep around…do they get crabs???
  • A wife who recently found out her husband cheated on her decided to throw him a surprise birthday party anyway. When he got home from work, he went upstairs and found her in bed with several men wearing party hats. She then yelled, “Surprise!!!”
  • Know how atheists and vegetarian women are total hypocrites. Atheists still yell “Oh God!” during sex, vegetarian women still eat meat when they go down on their boyfriends.
  • A man walked up to blonde at a bar and asked her, “Is it true that blondes have more fun?” The blonde gave him a puzzling look and said, “No but we have gooder fun.”
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