Sex Jokes 3!


Sex Jokes 3!

Sam wrote on 2008 April, 02
So this is the last round of jokes we got for you. I\'m sure you loved them and i'm preety sure your date also will. But only use them if you think the ocasion is apropriate and if your dates is in a good mood!
  • What’s the big difference between men and women? Women spend $300 on a pair of shoes, men spend $300 on a “massage therapist.”
  • A man came home early from work one day and found his wife in bed with another man. Shocked that he was home early, the wife immediately said, “Jack, I can explain.” Unfazed, her husband smirked and shot back, “I see you’ve finally met Dan, my secret gay lover.”
  • You know the difference between Paris Hilton and a hooker? A hooker has fewer diseases.
  • Did you hear about the blonde who gave her date a blow job? She blew at his dick and said, “Am I hired yet?” Or as actresses in Hollywood call that, “an audition.”
  • A lot of men out there love golden showers. Women love golden showers too. Unfortunately for men, it means they love being showered with gold necklaces and bracelets.
  • A boy and a girl were making out in the boy’s bedroom after school when the boy said, “Let’s pretend we’re married.” The girl replied, “But married people don’t have sex.” The boy responded, “Then let’s pretend we’re married and having affairs with other people.”
  • Typical pick up line women use in Beverly Hills bars: “Is that a wallet in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?”
  • Did you hear about the old man who took Viagra and then fell down? He called 911 and said, “Help, I’ve fallen and I can get it up!”

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