Your Sex Horoscope #2

Your Sex Horoscope #2

Jill wrote on 2008 April, 03 Part 2 of your journey trough the secrets of stars and planets and how they influences you on your sexual life...

Aquarius (January 20 - February 18)

As the Water Bearer, you’re craving some wet and wild fun with that someone special. Go ahead and lube up your partner for a slippery good ole time. Don’t use too much, or you might be forced to tell the ER about your bedroom activities.


Pisces (February 19 - March 20)

Go ahead and indulge your partner by engaging in their wildest fantasies. Be careful though not to overdo it - too much of a good thing could be a bad thing. Hold back a little bit, and your partner will be begging for more. Trust us!


Aries (March 21 - April 19)

Your sign of the Ram is sparked by the element of Fire, which induces great passion. Use your red-hot energy to your advantage: become a firefighter in the bedroom by installing a fireman’s pole to help escape boredom.


Taurus (April 20 - May 20)

As The Bull, Taureans like to take charge in every way. But they also have a soft spot for sensuality. When you tie your partner to the bedpost tonight, make sure to use fuzzy handcuffs.

Gemini (May 21 - June 20)

If you fall under the Twins sign, you are inventive, quick-witted, and extremely communicative. Add some color to your sex life by having phone sex with your lover before the real thing. But no charging $3.99 a minute.

Cancer (June 21 - July 22)

Just because your sign is a Crab doesn’t mean you should be one in the bedroom. Your moods can change as often as the weather. If you’re not careful, your forecast may call for a 0% chance of sex.


Leo (July 23 - August 22)

Your true leadership abilities and powerful presence allow for the Lion to come out in you. Leos love to be the star of the show. Go ahead and sign up for amateur night at the local strip club.

Virgo (August 23 - September 22)

With Virgos, it’s all about service. As the Sign of Service, you aim to please both friends and lovers. With that in mind, “please” both your friends and lovers. But only if it’s okay with your lover.

Libra (September 23 - October 22)

Librans truly enjoy things that come in twos. You know you want to grab those breasts. Or nuts. It may take balls (or boobs), but double the pleasure and double the fun by asking a friend to join in.

Scorpio (October 23 - November 21)

Your tendency to shoot straight from the hip helps cut through all the bull. You know what turns you on and how to get it. Push your lover to expand their sexual horizons. You both may be in for a “very” happy ending.

Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21)

Your thirst for knowledge can lead to a variety of topics in bed. Just remember that your partner doesn’t really want to discuss politics or religion in bed. Quickly turn the conversation back to sex, and you’ll soon both be chanting, “Oh God!” “Oh God!”

Capricorn (December 22 - January 19)

Capricorns are determined to keep reaching for new heights. Go ahead and join the mile high club. Then, see what you can do about joining NASA for sex that’s truly out of this world.




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