Your Sex Horoscope #3

Your Sex Horoscope #3

Andrew wrote on 2008 April, 03 Let your personality work for you...

Aquarius (January 20 - February 18)

Mental fireworks do it for you. So before jumping into the sack (or the hot tub since you’re an Aquarius), have your lover get you “fired up” with some hot dirty talk: both in person and over the phone.

Pisces (February 19 - March 20)

As a Piscean, you enjoy being surprised in bed with secret fantasies. Just be sure you’re with someone who knows what they’re doing. Otherwise, you’ll keep wondering if there’s better out there.

Aries (March 21 - April 19)

Your ongoing struggle between what you want and what’s best for the relationship could spell trouble. But don’t jump ship quite yet. Get it all out of your system with some hot foreplay and you’ll feel better…much better.

Taurus (April 20 - May 20)

Show your partner that sentimental, romantic side of yours: wear the same outfit you wore the night the night you first went down on him/her. It’s guaranteed they’ll work just as hard to please you in return.

Gemini (May 21 - June 20)

Use your inability to stay in one place to your advantage. Have sex tonight in the living room, the bedroom, the basement, the kitchen, the laundry room and of course the stairs.

Cancer (June 21 - July 22)

Since your sign is ruled by The Moon, you must be cautious with the impending arrival of the Full Moon. You’ll have an incredible urge to howl and moon everyone. Talk about the Full Moonty!

Leo (July 23 - August 22)

Your superior social skills will instantly make you the hit of any swinger party. But don’t get too pompous with the beautiful crowd, or you’ll end up having just a onesome.

Virgo (August 23 - September 22)

Virgos have the natural ability to use the voice of reason and resolve issues quickly. Get past that fight with your love (which neither of you can remember how it got started anyway) so you can get straight to the make up sex!

Libra (September 23 - October 22)

As a Libran, you enjoy the finer things in life, as well as sharing. So go ahead and splurge on that top-of-the-line vibrator you’ve been eyeing and pass it around. Your friends will be quite grateful.

Scorpio (October 23 - November 21)

Scorpions are the most passionate in bed than any other sign. Use that raw energy for a lovemaking session tonight like never before. Trust us, you won’t even need the foreplay to get things cooking.

Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21)

Your love for travel will take you to far and away places for sex. Take a flight to Paris, have sex, and then come straight back. But don’t get too bothered by the traveling details or else you may have to settle for doing it in the backyard in a tent.

Capricorn (December 22 - January 19)

Your reliability and professionalism shows that mean business in bed. But don’t let your pessimism get in the way of trying something new and unfamiliar. Maybe it’ll be so nice, you’ll do it twice!


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