Your Sex Horoscope #4


Your Sex Horoscope #4

Andrew wrote on 2008 April, 03 In romance, every action gets a reaction. So let the stars guide you trough all your actions so the outcome be as you wish...

Aquarius (January 20 - February 18)

As an independent soul, Aquarians have a quicksilver mind and a fountain of ideas. Tonight’s the night to brainstorm for some steamy fantasies in the bedroom. Try everything on the list until you reach the point of exhaustion!
 

Pisces (February 19 - March 20)

Pisceans are good at being sneaky with their lovers and springing on a scintillating surprise at just the right moment. Go ahead with plans to give your mate a “surprise” cake by jumping out of the cake.
 

Aries (March 21 - April 19)

The sign of the Ram is not only full of fiery passion, but also of great physical strength. Tonight, challenge your partner to a bed wrestling match to see who ends up on top.
 

Taurus (April 20 - May 20)

Taureans want nothing more than a harmonious relationship. If you feel your love starting to butt heads with you, remind them that making you feel good means making them feel really good. That should do it.
 

Gemini (May 21 - June 20)

Your free spiritedness and high intellect will tempt you to play mind games with someone you’ve been eyeing. But be careful to not outwit them too bad or else… game’s over.
 

Cancer (June 21 - July 22)

Since Cancer is a water sign, the Crab’s moods can flow like a river: quiet at times or violent like during a storm. Keep your temper in check, and everyone involved will be going with the flow.
 

Leo (July 23 - August 22)

As the king/queen of the Zodiac, Leos are true leaders whose powerful presence allows for success in their conquests. So don’t give up on that crush who’s been playing hard to get. Keep at em, and you’ll eventually start to see results.
 

Virgo (August 23 - September 22)

Your shyness can sometimes hinder the potential for a wild night of sex. Find a sex partner who can help bring you out of your shell. Otherwise, expect a night of watching other couples having wild sex on TV.
 

Libra (September 23 - October 22)

As the sign of the Scales, Librans have a keen sense of style and love to flaunt it around the room. So go ahead and put on an impromptu fashion show before the main attraction. Don’t forget to work it!
 

Scorpio (October 23 - November 21)

Scorpions know what they want and how to get it. Use your resourcefulness to find some goodies at the local Adult Book store. But be prepared to answer questions from other customers!
 

Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21)

The sign of the Archer is a knowledge seeker and will stop at nothing to get to the truth. So give your lover a heads up that you’ll be asking for a lot of truth’s during Truth or Dare.
 

Capricorn (December 22 - January 19)

Since social status is important to Capricorns, hit the social scene for a little schmoozing. But not just any party: a swinger’s party! Then, invite back the ones you like for a “private” swinger’s afterparty.

 

 

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