Your Sex Horoscope #5

Your Sex Horoscope #5

Craig wrote on 2008 April, 03 ... Read how the stars affect your SEX LIFE ...

Aquarius (January 20 - February 18)

Aquarians have a tendency to dream and plan for the future. So during that next trip to the drug store, make sure to stock up on plenty of condoms, KY jelly, and whipped cream. You’re gonna need it!

Pisces (February 19 - March 20)

Don’t push too hard to get someone to see your way, or else you could end up pushing them away for good. Instead, just agree to disagree. Save the fighting for role playing.

Aries (March 21 - April 19)

Your passion for the extreme will help take your next sex session to the limit. By all means, go for it! But resist the urge to come in first. Let your partner come first, and then you.

Taurus (April 20 - May 20)

As the sign of the Bull, you have a tendency to overindulge in drinking and sex. Just remember that if you drink too much, you can lose the ability to have sex - if you catch our drift.

Gemini (May 21 - June 20)

Your enjoyment for novelty and the unusual will bring you to a BDSM club. And since you prefer variety in life, don’t go to just one. Go to several. But don’t turn it into a habit, as Geminians hate being in a rut.


Cancer (June 21 - July 22)

Your partner’s request to dominate you will be met with resistance since you don’t like being told what to do. But watch out: since Cancerians are suckers for compliments, they just might get you to cave in.

Leo (July 23 - August 22)

The sign of the Lion is perfect for adult dating because Leo’s are very sexual and jump from partner to partner. People born under this sign tend to have failed marriages: another reason why casual dating works best for Leos.

Virgo (August 23 - September 22)

Just because your sign is the Virgin doesn’t mean you have to act like one. Tonight, roleplay that you’re a Leo by having mad passionate sex with your partner…or yourself.

Libra (September 23 - October 22)

Your love for sex borders on promiscuity, but hey you only live once. So don’t just think about what it would be like to have sex with that cute customer at the grocery store – make it a reality.

Scorpio (October 23 - November 21)

Scorpions are the most intense of all the signs in the Zodiac: they can be a volcano about to erupt. So go ahead and get that much-needed orgasm to help relieve built-up tension.

Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21)

Sagittarians absolutely love to travel and hate being tied down domestically. Therefore, have your partner take you to a far away hotel and tie you down there. Let them take care of the reservation, since your sign hates dealing with details.

Capricorn (December 22 - January 19)

You have a tendency to be closed to other people’s opinions. Try to be more open to other ideas, and you may find yourself making more friends where it really counts – in bed.



For entertainment purposes only.


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