Your Sex Horoscope #7


Your Sex Horoscope #7

Sam wrote on 2008 April, 03 The sex horoscope will help you with your love life...

Aquarius (January 20 - February 18)

As the most eccentric of the Zodiac signs, Aquarians love the thrill of an unusual challenge. So go ahead and have sex on a trapeze. Hey, it’s not as easy as it looks!
 

Pisces (February 19 - March 20)

Pisceans are often easily led and find themselves dating people who are domineering. Try putting your foot down and your partner will be pleasantly surprised. In fact, perhaps they’ll even let you practice B&D on them.

 

Aries (March 21 - April 19)

Your extreme energies can be too much for some. Before that big date, masturbate so there’s at least that brief refractory period. It’ll help balance out you and your partner’s sex levels.
 

Taurus (April 20 - May 20)

You are a true romantic, fiercely loyal, and dedicated to making your partner happy. When it comes to sex, you’ll go to the extreme. So tonight, make your partner’s biggest fantasy a reality: a threesome with the person of their choice.
 

Gemini (May 21 - June 20)

Geminis love to talk and be stimulated by intelligent conversation. But don’t resist if the conversation turns to dirty talk. Just go with it, and remember you can always get back to politics and world events after sex.
 

Cancer (June 21 - July 22)

Your sign is the most affectionate sign in the Zodiac. So whether you’re with someone now or just looking to hook up, don’t scare them away by asking to cuddle after sex.
 

Leo (July 23 - August 22)

Leos are faithful partners with a fiery passion that most other signs can’t handle. With that in mind, use ice cubes next time to help fan the flames of passion coming from your libido.
 

Virgo (August 23 - September 22)

This sign enjoys the art of lovemaking from start to finish, and doesn’t feel the need to be rushed. Get your partner into a training program. After all, it takes a lot of stamina to have 30 hours of tantric sex.

 

Libra (September 23 - October 22)

Librans are typically very sensual creatures who love to test the physical aspects of a relationship. For maximum effect, learn the scenes from the movie “9 ½ Weeks” and then reenact them.
 

Scorpio (October 23 - November 21)

Your high standards for a mate make dating an extreme challenge. An ideal mate would be someone who’s both adventurous and interesting. On your SexSearch.com profile, just write this: Only horny adrenaline junkies need apply.

 

Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21)

Sagittarians love new forms of sex that not only stimulate but are also challenging. They’re also willing to experiment with different types of relationships – which makes them qualified applicants for swinger clubs.
 

Capricorn (December 22 - January 19)

While Capricorns are passionate lovers in bed, they can also become quite jealous and possessive. So if your partner ever mentions any former flames, don’t get mad. Get in the sack. And show them why you’re the best.

 

 

For entertainment purposes only.

 

 

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