Your Sex Horoscope #8

Your Sex Horoscope #8

Andrew wrote on 2008 April, 03 You will benefit from the information on this article so make sure that you check into all the different things that the sex horoscope tells you about your sign...

Aquarius (January 20 - February 18)

Aquarians are truly attentive lovers with lots of energy who go the extra mile to satisfy their lovers. With that in mind, indulge your love tonight by having marathon sex.

Pisces (February 19 - March 20)

You are the most loving of all the signs. However, Pisceans also have a tendency to pick the wrong partners. Tonight, give yourself a break by making it a “me” night: use a blowup doll or vibrator.

Aries (March 21 - April 19)

Arians are adventurous in bed who love to take things to the max while at the same time motivating their lover. So the next time you and your partner have sex, do it to a Tony Robbins tape.

Taurus (April 20 - May 20)

As a Taurean, you prefer to get straight to the point. This means your ideal sex is just getting to it without any dirty talk. Get your partner to comply by just throwing them on the bed and going to work.


Gemini (May 21 - June 20)

A strong Gemini trait is the urge to cheat, which makes them prone to broken marriages. This is why if you haven’t already, you need to sign up for a lifetime membership on

Cancer (June 21 - July 22)

Although Cancerians have a tough exterior, they’re soft and sweet on the inside. Show your partner both sides by becoming a switch during your next B&D session.

Leo (July 23 - August 22)

While Leos are hot to trot with their own fantasies, they’re often reluctant to experiment with their partner’s fantasies. But with the just right amount of coaxing, Leos could find themselves doing the unexpected. You’ve been warned, Leos!

Virgo (August 23 - September 22)

Virgos have a tendency to get jealous at the very sign of an outside party showing interest in their love. Just remember Virgos: someone may be eying your mate, but you’re on the one going home with them.

Libra (September 23 - October 22)

As a Libran, you like to be chased instead of chasing others. For best results, go to a local bar just 10 minutes before closing and watch how you’ll attract all the barflies.

Scorpio (October 23 - November 21)

Scorpions have an incredibly high sex drive and need to be with someone who can keep up with them. Your best match is either the Gold, Silver, or Bronze winner of the Sexual Olympics.

Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21)

Your honesty in the bedroom can be a bit much for people to handle. Your ideal partner is someone who’s very tough skinned. Have you thought about fucking an East Coaster?

Capricorn (December 22 - January 19)

Although Capricorns take things slowly in the love department, they do finish with an explosive ending. Remind your mate of this, and you’ll both be in for an extended sex session with a truly “happy ending.”



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