Your Sex Horoscope #10

Your Sex Horoscope #10

Craig wrote on 2008 April, 03 "With all the information that the Sex Horoscope give you it might make your life a lot more interesting."

Aquarius (January 20 - February 18)

Aquarians are natural born leaders who thrive on group projects. They also love being one with nature. With that in mind, start developing plans for a swinger’s camp.

Pisces (February 19 - March 20)

The sign of the fish often prefers to be in sync with their partner’s mind than body. For the ultimate in sexual pleasure, have a serious conversation during sex. The added mental stimulation will enhance the senses tenfold.

Aries (March 21 - April 19)

Arians tend to have very high sex drives and the urge to get things done ASAP. Unfortunately, this sign also gets very impatient when the other signs can’t keep up. For this reason, it’s necessary to install a revolving door in your bedroom.

Taurus (April 20 - May 20)

As the sign of The Bull, Taureans are aggressive in nature and don’t mind getting their hands dirty. So go ahead and enter that mud wrestling contest. Hey, you might even win in the $100 grand prize!

Gemini (May 21 - June 20)

The Twins sign loves the thrill of the chase, but loses interest once the thrill is gone. It’s time for a bigger challenge: try to pick up someone way out of your league. Perhaps this way, you’ll appreciate your pursuits a little more.

Cancer (June 21 - July 22)

Cancers are the hardest sign to understand. They have a mixture of both toughness and softness. Make it easy on your partner: give them Cliff’s Notes of what you like in bed.

Leo (July 23 - August 22)

People who fall under the sign of the Lion often times try so hard to impress others, they end up turning the other person off. Just take it easy with the impressing, and you just might find yourself undressing to impress.

Virgo (August 23 - September 22)

Vigros can be argumentative creatures who have trouble keeping long-term relationships. The solution: join a debate club, and then take the arguing back to bed. That way, everyone wins.

Libra (September 23 - October 22)

Librans often find themselves trapped in situations that they don’t want to be in. So next time, have it the other way around: tie your partner to the bedpost. It’ll be quite a freeing experience.

Scorpio (October 23 - November 21)

Scorpions are not only passionate lovers, they’re the most sensual sign of the Zodiac. Unfortunately, they can become so wrapped up in a lover, it becomes overwhelming. Instead of Viagra or Spanish Fly before sex, take a chill pill.

Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21)

You’re pretty conventional when it comes to love and sex. But when failures arise with your partner, you have the urge to cheat on them with many people. Further proof that is your safe haven.


Capricorn (December 22 – January 19)

Capricorns are slow to love but steady when they finally find the right thing. Enjoy the ride on the road to settling down. Just remember, it’s not the destination, it’s the journey.



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