Sex Quiz: The Penis


Sex Quiz: The Penis

Andrew wrote on 2008 April, 03

Got Penis? Well even if you’re female, you’re sure to have fun trying to outwit your friends with this delectable penis pop quiz (and if anything, getting the opportunity to say the word “penis” multiple times).

1. A spontaneous erection is:

A) what a man gets before “a quickie”

B) another term for morning wood

C) an erection when you’re not sexually aroused

D) there’s no such thing as a spontaneous erection

 

The correct answer: C) An erection when you’re not sexually aroused. It’s just an erection that happens.

 

2. A man gets an erection because:

A) the penis is actually a bone

B) he sees or thinks about something arousing

C) blood flows into his penis

D) both B and C

 

The correct answer: D) Both B and C.

 

3. Penises stick out perfectly straight when erect.

A) True

B) False


The correct answer: B) False. Penises either bend slightly to the left or right when erect.

 

4. There’s no connection between the size of a man’s other body parts and his penis.

A) True

B) False

 

The correct answer: A) True. Penis size is based on genetics and heredity.

 

5. The average speed of an ejaculatory spurt is:

A) 15 mph

B) 25 mph

C) 150 mph

D) none of the above

 

The correct answer: B) According to thepenisbook.com, the average speed of an ejaculatory spurt is 25 mph.

 

6. The average male orgasm lasts:

A) six seconds

B) ten seconds

C) depends

D) none of the above

 

The correct answer: A) Six seconds. (And according to www.wanderings.net, the average orgasm for women lasts a whopping 23 seconds!)

 

7. Smoking can make your penis smaller.

A) True

B) False

 

The correct answer: A) True. Smoking can stop blood flow, which is needed to have an erection. There are also studies that smoking can cause impotence.

 

8. Certain fruits can make sperm taste better

A) True

B) False

 

The correct answer: B) False. There’s no scientific evidence that certain fruits like cranberries or pineapple can improve the taste of sperm. But don’t let that stop you from having taste tests.

 

9. An average teaspoon of sperm has ___ calories.

A) zero

B) seven

C) 150

D) 2,000

 

The correct answer: B) Seven calories. A great selling point to women, since most of them are watching their diet.

 

10. Which of the following is not slang for penis:

A) knob

B) cho cho

C) fireman

D) dong


The correct answer: B) Cho cho, which is slang for a vagina.

 

Scoring:

 

 

9-10 answers right: Head of the class!

7-8 answers right:   Penis Pro

4-6 answers right:   Average

1-3 answers right:   Missed Sex Ed?

0 answers right:      Cock-a-doodle-don’t

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